Guillem's Portfolio

WeLcOmE To My BlOg!!!

Guillem: Where do you want to go on holiday this summer?
Adrià: Er, I know, let's go North Pole.
Guillem: North Pole? I'd rather go Sahara's desert.
Adrià: But it's hot there. Why can't we go the North Pole?
Guillem: We could stay in a hotel under the sand.
Adrià: No, I don't like that idea.
Guillem: Well, how do you fancy staying in a hotel made of ice?
Adrià: Yes, that's a great idea. We've never stayed in a hotel made of ice!

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Adrià: Hey Guillem. Are you OK?
Guillem: No, I don't feel very well.
Adrià: Why, what's wrong?
Guillem: I've got a headache.
Adrià: Have you taken an aspirin?
Guillem: Yes, I have but I still feel terrible.
Adrià: Well, you should tell the teacher.
You really shouldn't do P.E.!
Guillem: Yes, I suppose you're right.


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- The skywalk:

The Grand Canyon Skywalk is a glass walkman suspended above the Colorado River in the Grand Canyon, Arizona. It opened in March 2007. It recieves 3000 courageous visitors per day!!

- Characteristics:
1. You can only take photos with permission.
2. It costs 17 euros..
3. It's so near of the Colorado River.
4. It have a strong structure, because they use 400000 kilos of steel to build it. It can resist winds of 160 km/h.
5. You have to recover your shoes with plastic, because the floor is made of glass.
6. You walk 20 meters over the edge of the canyon.
7. It can hold 70 tons (800 people each weighting 80 kilos).

You love doing Sudoku, but you don't have much time?
Well, here's the solution: DO IT IN THE LOO!!
If you make a mistake, you just it away!!


PS: Each one is different.



In a meeting in house of some friends, a woman asks to a man:
What age calculate you to me?
And it answers: If I pay attention to your face, 18 years.If I look to your hair, 17. The eyes are of a girl of 20 years old.
And the woman, so happy, says: Oh! You are so amiable!
But he continues saying:
One moment, because, now I need to add...

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