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Guillem: Where do you want to go on holiday this summer?
Adrià: Er, I know, let's go North Pole.
Guillem: North Pole? I'd rather go Sahara's desert.
Adrià: But it's hot there. Why can't we go the North Pole?
Guillem: We could stay in a hotel under the sand.
Adrià: No, I don't like that idea.
Guillem: Well, how do you fancy staying in a hotel made of ice?
Adrià: Yes, that's a great idea. We've never stayed in a hotel made of ice!
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Adrià: Hey Guillem. Are you OK?
Guillem: No, I don't feel very well.
Adrià: Why, what's wrong?
Guillem: I've got a headache.
Adrià: Have you taken an aspirin?
Guillem: Yes, I have but I still feel terrible.
Adrià: Well, you should tell the teacher.
You really shouldn't do P.E.!
Guillem: Yes, I suppose you're right.
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- The skywalk:

In a meeting in house of some friends, a woman asks to a man:
What age calculate you to me?
And it answers: If I pay attention to your face, 18 years.If I look to your hair, 17. The eyes are of a girl of 20 years old.
And the woman, so happy, says: Oh! You are so amiable!
But he continues saying:
One moment, because, now I need to add...
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